The best possible Star Wars dice roll ever

Never tell me the odds.

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I forgot what the roll was for, but it doesn’t matter. We won. 

Photo of a dice roll result on a tabletop. The two yellow 12-sided dice landed on the Triumph symbol, an encircled starburst icon, indicating critical success. The photo is framed in classic motivational meme format, with title: “This was 2 triumphs,” and bottom text: “I'm making a note here: Holy Shit. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.”

Just to put into perspective how difficult it would be to achieve this kind of roll:

The purple dice are bad. They’re 8-sided dice, and only one side is blank (the best possible result on these dice, because that essentially means “nothing bad happens”). 

The yellow dice are good. They’re 12-sided dice, and the icon you see there is “Triumph.” The actual definition of a Triumph in the rulebook is as follows: 

A Triumph symbol has two effects. First, each Triumph counts as one Success. Second, a Triumph result indicates an unexpected boon or significantly beneficial effect related to the task.

So it’s like rolling a natural 20 on a regular icosahedron, except easier because there’s a 1/12 chance to score it instead of 1/20. But two of them consecutively?

Chances of a double blank on the challenge dice? 1/64. 

The chances of coming up double Triumph? 1/144.

How about both happening at the same time on the same roll? 1/9216, or 0.0108506944444%.

Here’s an idea of what else has roughly a 0.01% chance of happening: 

  • Chance of forging a Precursor weapon in Guild Wars 2
  • Chance of being diagnosed with Williams Syndrome
  • Chance of finding a 4-leaf clover on the first try
  • Chance of getting a Dead Man’s Hand on a 7 card draw
  • Chance of getting a 4-of-a-kind on the flop
  • Chance of having a lawyer in China 
  • Chance of getting injured by your toilet this year
  • Chance of condom failure
  • Chance of dying from intentional self harm
  • Chance of firing two proton torpedoes from a standard T-65 X-Wing Starfighter into a 2-meter wide thermal exhaust port without the assistance of a targeting computer
Luke Skywalker in the cockpit of his X-Wing, with meme format titles. Top text: “Luke, you've switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong?” Bottom text: “It uses Apple Maps.”

GM, we all should’ve earned free XP from becoming instantly enlightened after witnessing such a miraculous roll. 

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